Golf can sometimes be taken too seriously.
Here you have to laugh.
- What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm? Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron.
- Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy some more.
- What do you call an angry golfer?
Teed off! - In golf, people tend to get their numbers mixed up. They shoot a “six,” yell “fore,” and write “five.”
- Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf. Caddie: Oh, he’s played with with you, too, eh?
- Q: When is the course too wet to play golf?
A: When your golf cart capsizes. - Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth. - Brand new golf balls are attracted to water, and the power of the attraction is in direct proportion to how much the balls cost.
- Hear the one about the bad-tempered golfer who bought a new set of TaylorMade R7 clubs. After playing with them for a couple of rounds he returned to his pro shop and told the pro, “These were the best clubs I have ever played with. In fact, I can throw these clubs 40-yards further than my old ones!”
- “Caddy, why do you keep looking at your watch?” asked the curious golfer.” It’s not a watch, sir. It’s a compass”
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